He Needs More Cowbell.
January 14, 2008 – 9:33 am by KelYou’ve probably already read this. But regardless, I’m linking it anyway. Christopher Walken is awesome.
Last Second Clarification Edit: It should be noted that this is not actually written by Christopher Walken (or at least I suspect heavily it is not - if it is, though, it would be much more awesome). However, the author seems to capture Walken’s zanity quite well. And it still makes a pretty good point.