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“Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician”

Take a moment and read this article. No, really. You’ll thank me.

In fact, allow me to reproduce parts of it here for your enjoyment. Essentially, a kid in Texas - Ralph, whom I imagine looks kinda like this - stole his father’s credit card and proceeded to run up a $30,000 bill:

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father’s existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing “Halo” on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

In case you missed that last part, here it is again:

culminating in playing “Halo” on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

Why would this kid do such a thing?

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

Finally, why am I putting this on a blag that deals mostly with political issues? Simple. The last sentence of the article:

Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.

Let’s see, Ralph: You’ve lied and forced prostitutes to be with you through State coercion, all while living off of someone else’s money. Sounds like you’re well on your way already.