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America! Fuck yeah!

The Onion’s AV Club has a funny list of the most hilariously hyperbolic pro-America songs. Of course, the most hilariously hyperbolic pro-America song of all time is “America! (Fuck Yeah!)” from the movie Team America: World Police, but, then, it was trying to be hyperbolic. I love the list of things he rattles off that are supposed to represent America:

McDonald’s! (fuck yeah!)
Wal-Mart! (fuck yeah!)
The Gap! (fuck yeah!)
Baseball! (fuck yeah!)

NFL! (fuck yeah!)
Rock ‘n roll ! (fuck yeah!)
The internet! (fuck yeah!)
Slavery! (fuck yeah!)

Starbucks! (fuck yeah!)
Disney World! (fuck yeah!)
Porno! (fuck yeah!)
Valium! (fuck yeah!)

Reeboks! (fuck yeah!)
Fake tits! (fuck yeah!)
Sushi! (fuck yeah!)
Taco Bell! (fuck yeah!)

Rodeos! (fuck yeah!)
Bed, Bath & Beyond…

Liberty! (fuck yeah!)
White slips! (fuck yeah!)
The Alamo! (fuck yeah!)
Band-Aids! (fuck yeah!)

Las Vegas! (fuck yeah!)
Christmas! (fuck yeah!)
Immigrants! (fuck yeah!)
Columbine! (fuck yeah!)

Democrats! (fuck yeah!)
Republicans! (…fuck yeah…)
Sportsmanship!
Books!

Posted in Humor, Statolatry