Failblog captures the essence of government

November 14, 2008 – 1:50 pm by Kel

I don’t blag enough on this shared blag between John and I. So when I do these drive-by postings, I feel guilt that I’ve gone so long without providing something of actual substance. But regardless, here I go again.

I will frequent FAIL Blag for laughs. Today, they had this gem:

At first glance, this is very funny. But once you actually consider what has happened, you realize this picture sums up a typical course of action in government.

  1. The government decides a certain item is needed for the “public good”.
  2. Under the threat of violence, they extort the local citizenry to pay for the public good.
  3. A citizen uses that good, in the very way it was intended to be used.
  4. The government decides the good has actually been misused.
  5. Under the threat of more violence, they extort more money to pay for ways to “solve” the misuse.

Oh silly gov’t. You so crazy!

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  1. 5 Responses to “Failblog captures the essence of government”

  2. Huh, I wasn’t aware of “to crime” being a verb.

    But yes… epic, standard, typical fail.

    By Mike Gogulski on Nov 14, 2008

  3. That is hilarious. I think there’s also like a failblog or epic fail youtube channel. It’s pretty funny.

    By John on Nov 14, 2008

  4. Well, it happened in Britain. I suppose there, “to crime” is a verb, though I would imagine it meant “to commit a crime”.

    By Kel on Nov 14, 2008

  5. This makes me want to laugh then slam my hand into my forehead.

    By Azrael on Nov 14, 2008

  6. I don’t know, I think they’re using “to crime” as in, to record it and process it as a crime and try to prosecute the “criminal.” Or maybe it means to put a new crime on the books because they haven’t thought of this one before. They make their living concocting new “crimes” and bullying/frightening/prosecuting people for them, you know.

    By John on Nov 14, 2008

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